“Yeah, we worked at it for two days, but couldn’t quite get the last crease out.”
“Oh, that’s okay, you can hardly see it, and the shirt has been at the back of the wardrobe in Narnia for the last two years. Recycling the old clothes now that I can fit back into them.”
“Oh, well it’s lucky you kept them then.”
I looked at the dry cleaner quizzically. Who would throw out old clothes, especially ones that look this good?
“Well, I put a lot of effort into how I appear. You can tell when I’ve put the extra mile in.”
Left unsaid – equally, my godawful underwhelming looks are just as deliberate as the stellar stuff. 😆